Josh's first blog.

Hi,


Parody of “HF”
Short series of clips showing parts of lead characters life and achievements while they narrate over the top explaining these achievements. Followed by another short scene explaining what is happening in the movie in the example short flashes to his journey to the meeting
Different shots of different limbs as character is walking showing costume/items they may have (newspaper? book?) suggesting intelligence
Camera facing character as he walks towards it followed by them showing their id to the camera. Followed by their name and position.
Over the shoulder shot of woman (chewing gum?) “Yes I know,”?? “You don’t need to keep showing me that/telling me that”?? Or something similar??
Character turns then turns and walks down a different corridor. Woman shakes her head.
Lead Character starts to narrate, switches to scene where he is teaching a class, student goes to break rule or something similar he foils them unbelievable then a scene with all the students exiting dropping an apple each into a basket?? As he says every student ever taught on 100% achievement
Shows him come out of door for next class showing corridor with a single perfect line of students for his classroom and other students just loitering. No students missing, late, etc etc.
Switch to scene on how he was chosen for a specialist course for extra disciplinary methods & extreme mass behaviour control
Scenes are him facing a whole class with unruly students walks back out door then in again kitted out like riot gear, followed by him in a bare room caning a sandbag with an X painted on, bursting the sandbag apart with one hit.
As he says “and how to apply them to real life circumstances and situations, as he prepares to cane a young boy it shows him walking to a door opening it with close-ups and cutaway shots back to him swinging the cane as it hits sync sound to the door slamming as he walking into office. Sits down to a table with school/college governor and a figure from the education board. Governor/headmaster explains he is being promoted to head of department/headmaster, in a private boarding school in the countryside aka the middle of know where that he has heard of. Figure from board either just stares of a window while this goes on or just stands behind governor as he tells character to make sure he tells/ doesn’t speak or hardly speaks. Until last minute to put lead in his place because headmaster/governor isn’t all there??
The Teacher refuses to go, comic effect.

This is our basic look at what we are considering filming. Some scenes may change, but probably not too drastically.


Characters: (order of appearance)
The Teacher / Narrator
Receptionist
Students
Misbehaving Student’s ( as many as we can steal)
Extra-Discipline Tutor
Headmaster
Government Official
Props etc
Cane
The Teachers I.D.
The Officals I.D.
Apples + basket
Body armour?? Pads??
Sandbag +stool to sit it on
Paperwork on The Teacher
Costume
Suits/smart wear for the staff + official
Sunglasses for the official
Casualwear for students
Set/location
1 classroom
Office type room for headmaster
Shady looking room for sandbag scene
Various corridors
Front desk/a reception room

This is our first list of characters that will/may be appearing in the shoot. May narrow this down as a lot of extras are required.

Thanks, my first blog,
Josh